GRAOCRACY

The Daily WORD is GRAOCRACY

This noun was part of the English language in 1830, but for only one year. It means government by old women. Apparently, someone thought it was a good idea. She was probably hanged from a national monument.

I propose reviving this word. I vote for laws crafted by women who have the developed the wisdom to know the difference between justice and germ warfare:

  • Wife beaters will be publically flogged, pelted with offal, then housed with fanged reptiles
  • Corrupt politicians will be trussed, crated, and sent by cargo ship to India to live among their elders in crime
  • Men who oppose Roe v. Wade will be impregnated by elephants and forced to experience the joys of natural childbirth
  •  “Abstinence only” sex education classes will be turned into musical comedies
  • Anyone who voted or lobbied for the No Child Left Behind Act of Stupidity will be sentenced to teaching middle school for a year. After that, they will be gently reintegrated into society through post-traumatic-shock rehabilitation programs
  • “Pre-owned” will be deleted from the dictionary so dealers will be forced to call used cars “used” or “beaters.”
  •  Children who fail to vacate the recliner when an adult enters the room will be sentenced to seven days of community service

Graocracy –  our time has come

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One Response to “GRAOCRACY”

  1. Susan Dow Says:

    An idea whose time has come

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